Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #54: Say What?
Saw this at my local Home Goods store:

*reads slowly* “Specifically designed for studios…roof tops…and…elevators” (???)
I don’t know about you, but I certainly enjoy a good, rousing *clears throat* sack toss in an…elevator…
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Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #53: LOL
Fendi put this up for sale recently:

No, I’m not kidding. This is an actual “shawl” they are selling.