Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #52: You See These 4 Fingers??

You’re gonna Take It, slut!!

You’re gonna Take It, slut!!

No. No, they don’t. Which is why this logo for a famous sausage maker from the Czech Republic is included in this edition of SKEWTWD.
I mean, there’s even a version where this hungry cocksucking dandy is letting the cum … continue reading “Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #51: Does Anyone Eat Sausage Like This”




Happy summer, everyone

There’s a joke in there about your shriveled up meat

“On Tuesday, we expect a massive system, covering eight states, to thrust it’s way through and down into the region with lots of strong, steamy air coming from underneath. We expect it will release a lot of moisture, so don’t … continue reading “Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #47: Some Nasty Weather”

“Hello, Williams Sonoma customer service. How may I help you?”
“Can you please tell me the size difference between the medium and large in your set of Christmas plugs–I mean “trees”? I want to be sure they fit where I’m … continue reading “Someone Knew Exactly What They Were Doing #46: XXXmas Edition”

Why?
And, more importantly, from where?
This is a game from a 1956 children’s school book:

Apparently, it was permissible for pedophiles to make children’s textbooks back then.